-Sam (17)

(Legend counter started 1/1/2013)

 

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

(Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love)

turnmy:

phinfrost:

is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do

i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way

i mean it

what the fuck can they not do

they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc

i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”

they can’t go to school

(Source: phinflynn)

meta18:

nentindo:

meta18:

nentindo:

why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout

heck you fricker

thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18

what the fuck

breenwolf:

if we’re mutually following each other i’m going to go between two extremes:

  • replying to your text posts like we’re best friends when we’re not
  • acting like i don’t know you exist because i don’t want you to think i’m coming on too strong

both of these things mean i want to be your friend i am just socially awkward as hell

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

thelegendofluiss:

I am a millenial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11. Give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for out entitlement and narcissism. Some say it’s because we’re the first generation where every kid gets a trophy for just growing up. Others thinks it’s because social media allows us to post every time we fart or have a sandwich for all the world to see. But it seems our one defining trait is a numbness to the world. An indifference to suffering.

thelegendofluiss:

I am a millenial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11. Give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for out entitlement and narcissism. Some say it’s because we’re the first generation where every kid gets a trophy for just growing up. Others thinks it’s because social media allows us to post every time we fart or have a sandwich for all the world to see. But it seems our one defining trait is a numbness to the world. An indifference to suffering.